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العاصمي
30-09-05, 04:06 PM
Subject : Installing Husband

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
and noticed a slow down in the performance of flower
and jewellry applications that had operated flawlessly
under Boyfriend 5.0

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other
valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, but installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House cleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system. I've tried running NAGGING
5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Desperate


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[REPLY]

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment
package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and
install Tears 6.2.

Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence
2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Television 6.1. Television 6.1 is a very bad program
that will create Loud noises ( WAV files) and does not get deleted.

DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve performance. I
personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Cheerfulness 2.0.



Regard,,,


Technical Support,,,

وهــج
01-10-05, 12:06 AM
haha really so funny i like it

thanks dear brother so nice of you to share such with us

waiting for more from your side



Best Wishes

العاصمي
01-10-05, 12:43 AM
السلام عليكم ورحمة الله تعالى وبركاته

..:: وهج ::..

It is my pleasure that you share me with your comment, and hope will return with a lot of these stuff.

Thanks a lot for your support.

بوحمد
13-10-05, 08:26 AM
That's good. But you might also want to check out the review of Wife
Thanks a lot
Best Regards

العاصمي
13-10-05, 09:01 AM
السلام عليكم ورحمة الله تعالى وبركاته


Bu Hamad,

Thanks a lot for passing by, as they say women are always right, just like the tag being hanged on the wall of a big mall which says: Customer Is Always Right, not matter how wrong we are, does that simply applies to tham, it does but not to all.

Once again, thanks for passing and sharing.


أخيكم في الله . . .