العاصمي
14-03-04, 08:31 AM
New Definitions:
Conference :the confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise : the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary : a place where success comes before work.
Conference room : a place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Smile : a curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Yawn : the only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc. : a sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee : individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience : the name men give to their mistakes.
Atom bomb : an invention to end all inventions.
Diplomat : a person who tells you to go to Hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist : a person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist : a person who while falling from eiffel tower says in midway "see i am not injured yet."
Miser : a person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Boss : someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician : one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor : a person who kills your ills by pills, then kills you with his bills.
Conference :the confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise : the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary : a place where success comes before work.
Conference room : a place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Smile : a curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Yawn : the only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc. : a sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee : individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience : the name men give to their mistakes.
Atom bomb : an invention to end all inventions.
Diplomat : a person who tells you to go to Hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist : a person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist : a person who while falling from eiffel tower says in midway "see i am not injured yet."
Miser : a person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Boss : someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician : one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor : a person who kills your ills by pills, then kills you with his bills.