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02-11-07, 11:50 PM
more Men - Women Jokes
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Hope u enjoy them
A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an
argument
and neither of them wanted to concede their
position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,
and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives
>>of
yours?" "Yep," the wife replied,
In-laws."
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't
know how you
can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
''The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made
me
beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me
stupid so I would be attracted to
you!
A man and his wife were having
some
problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly,
the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife
to
wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and
>>LOSE),
he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."
He left it where he knew she would find it. The next
>>morning,
the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he
had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see
>>why
his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of
>>paper
by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Well guys let us just give them the chance to express theirselves by allowing them to think they are smarter , pretier and so on
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Hope u enjoy them
A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an
argument
and neither of them wanted to concede their
position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,
and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives
>>of
yours?" "Yep," the wife replied,
In-laws."
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't
know how you
can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
''The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made
me
beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me
stupid so I would be attracted to
you!
A man and his wife were having
some
problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly,
the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife
to
wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and
>>LOSE),
he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."
He left it where he knew she would find it. The next
>>morning,
the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he
had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see
>>why
his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of
>>paper
by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Well guys let us just give them the chance to express theirselves by allowing them to think they are smarter , pretier and so on